- being able to read at least 25 picture books every evening, some of them multiple times while having a lap which could fit 12 children, because all of them want to sit on your lap
- eight arms, maybe even more, some only to stash away warmhearted presents like used tissues, peach-stones, apple-cores, buggers
- not being insulted when you are the one responsible for cleaning up all the mess
- never loosing your humor
- and last but not least: being an absolutely bad mom
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